Part 16

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ALRIGHT LET'S GO. THE FINAL EPISODE OF RAIL OF MOBIUS SO HELP ME GOD I WILL FINISH THIS FUCKING THING.
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so last time we made the decision to just stay in the loop forever with ji hengsheng! good end! we can stop playing now!! let's see how the game fucks it up now
because you just know
the game
is going to fuck it up
Chaos' Crowl Kanigami
V she would like us to believe
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Starting from the 800th loop, I stopped tracking the exact number of loops, because it didn't matter anymore.

In their place, for the sake of possible future developments, I instead wrote down all the events that'd happened up to now, in meticulous detail, and stored them in the 16th train car.

Besides going through the motions of necessary events, I spent all my time living an ordinary life with Ji Hengsheng.

When I got bored of the dining car's offerings, I'd ask Hengsheng to make me something more homey.

If I got tired of hanging out in one place, I'd just wander to a different train car instead.

i... guess this train... does apparently have
its own swimming pool
somehow
JaxThePyro
there are worse places to loop forever than on vacation with your friends
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Chaos' Crowl Kanigami
Look at Palm Springs, not necessarily ahah
Zerovirus

It was strange how quickly the loops went by when I stopped being so tense.

Originally I'd been afraid to say extraneous things, for fear of somehow disrupting the peaceful life I'd found, but eventually I started just telling Ji Hengsheng about all the things I'd experienced over previous loops, framing them as dreams or idle fantasies, and she would listen with rapt interest.

Every day passed with little change, but somehow it all felt perfectly comfortable.

But then, somewhere around two thousand loops or so, when I thought that things would just keep going like this forever...

JaxThePyro
I like how Yu Guang is just being ignored
Zerovirus
two thousand loops of three days each is... sixteen fucking years????
he's spent sixteen years just vibing with ji hengsheng????????
nightpool
is that what we decided? I assumed that we just committed to continuing to do this forever until the time god decided to take pity on us
hmm
Zerovirus
the time god will never take pity on us because i wouldn't take pity on this dumbass if i were the time god
nightpool
maybe ji hengsheng is the time god
Zerovirus
and i'm pretty sure i'm the time god
jjjqance
Omg what's gonna happen
nightpool
maybe the reason ji is so rapt and interested is because she's being possessed by the time god
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Wu Shi: ...S...!

ominous music is playing
JaxThePyro
Time God possesses the S costume
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time god is the S costume
jjjqance
Time God is the black background
Zerovirus
anyways just kidding s isn't actually here. wu shi is telling ji hengsheng ghost stories about the terrifying S, who stalks trains just like this one, trapping people in time loops to torment them!!!
are you disappointed? do you feel faked-out??
because JUST KIDDING ITS A DOUBLE FAKE OUT
S IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HERE
nightpool
hmm that's weird!
nightpool
I can't believe zero predicted the game again
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On the second night of a certain loop, in the midst of the crowded dining car, S appeared without warning.

Nobody paid him any attention, strangely enough. Everyone continued to eat as normal and chat as normal, as though they couldn't see S.

Wu Shi: ...Am I being delusional again??

jjjqance
They only made one spooky sprite and gotta keep reusing it
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I rubbed my eyes, but S didn't disappear.

I felt like my mental state was- well, decent- right now. There was no reason for me to be seeing delusions.

nightpool
he already hallucinated S once, so
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W-wait.

Was this... what I'd been hoping for?

No, don't jump to conclusions.

Maybe some other change in the timeline caused someone to disguise themselves as S...?

I couldn't let my guard down-

Ji Hengsheng: Shi-chan, is there something wrong?

nightpool
the most based moved would be to just ignore it tbh
Zerovirus
well, it's not ji hengsheng, then
nightpool
it's obviously Se Yue
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Yu Guang: Yeah, what's up with you?

so it's not Yu Guang
it ain't se yue or qian yuan.
S is in the room with all five of them at the same time!!
cheng yan culprit theory confirmed
also neither ji hengsheng nor yu guang claim to be able to see anybody weird in the room!
which- god i fucking hate the idea that maybe our shitposts were right and S is the god of time
nightpool
welp, time to just go back to eating
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Wu Shi: Then...

Wu Shi: Is it you?

Wu Shi: God of Time- is it you?

because apparently wu shi just KNOWS somehow that none of the other hundred+ people on the train can be S.
he just knows!!!
S waits a bit and then says, cryptically, in the same synthesized voice,

??: See you on the top of the train.

And then it turned and ran- no, it flew away.

jjjqance
Ji's latest fun activity is spiking Wu Shi's drink
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Wu Shi: Wait don't you- GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!

I got up and chased him immediately, but he moved so quickly it was like he was inhuman!

JaxThePyro
Lol is the God of Time using a phone to speak still
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there's this animated segment that i can't catch
but S is fucking
naruto-running over the backgrounds
in the sense of like, bouncing from point to point on the background
to create the simulated effect of S going super fast, without doing, any actual animation
Wu Shi has no chance of catching up to this ninja-like S!

Wu Shi: Dammit.

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Ji Hengsheng: Shi-chan, what's going on?!

Yu Guang: Dude, did you see a ghost or what??

Wu Shi: I saw a proves-my-hypothesis-about-the-time-god-RIGHT is what I saw! FUCK YEAH! My guess was accurate! There really is a Time God!

Ji Hengsheng / Yu Guang: ...........

I raised my hands in celebration.

I'd done it!

After two thousand loops, ten years of waiting-

I'd finally come face to face with the being I'd wanted to meet!

wu shi has Superior Being Correct About Things 3 apparently
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... okay, fade to black, new timestamp. most notably we're swapping over to the ji hengsheng perspective.
for some reason.
also going to the vip car.
jjjqance
Can't wait until Chang You unmasks herself and talks about her sick ninja gear inventions
avunvain
really excited for canon Chang You final boss god of time
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An hour before Wu Shi met the God of Time...

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Se Yue: Wu Shi's wrong.

Ji Hengsheng: Eh?

For some reason, the princess had called me to her private rooms, and the first thing she said to me when she saw me was that completely uncontextualized statement.

Se Yue: I said, Wu Shi, he's completely wrong.

Se Yue: There's no such thing as a Time God. Like are you kidding me? A Time God???

Ji Hengsheng: Okay, uh, you've lost me, what are we even talking about.

oh my god se yue's basedness just leaped like two orders of magnitudes
FINALLY
SOMEONE SAYS IT
THERE ARE NO FUCKING WITCHES, THERE IS NO FUCKING TIME GOD, MAGIC IS FAKE
jjjqance
\o/
JaxThePyro
Finally, but I swear Se Yue has talked about the God of Time existing before
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Se Yue: ...Let's just start over from the beginning.

Qian Yuan, popping up out of nowhere: Sorry, Hengsheng-senpai. I overheard your conversation with Wu Shi-senpai.

Ji Hengsheng: Well... uh... I forgive you?? It's not like we were talking about anything important???

All Wu Shi had been talking about was a fantastical story of a man who'd been forced to relive three days of his life over and over, and ultimately rediscovering what was truly important to him within those loops, after all

Qian Yuan: ...No, that's all real, I'm pretty sure. After all, I've been through the same thing myself.

jjjqance
Ahhaahaha
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Se Yue: After I heard Qian Yuan's report, I headed to the back of the train to investigate, and do you know what I found there? Countless tallies, is what.

Se Yue: I'm missing most of the important information, but I'm pretty sure that we are very deep in the loops, right now.

Se Yue proceeds to explain- presumably- basically a correct summary of the situation to Ji Hengsheng, though it's entirely off-camera and passed over with just a 'and then Se Yue explained' line.
(She deduces that Wu Shi must both be fuel and user just from seeing that we're so deep in the loops but nobody has fallen over dead. Somehow. Despite... she's not supposed to know how fuel works??? original her doesn't even know the full mechanics of fuel?)
(like i get that this story is trying to catch us up to the cutting-edge of narrative stuff right now but)
jjjqance
Well they got the story from Wu Shi right?
Zerovirus
(technically she should not be able to figure all this out, with just the information she has available.)
jjjqance
Or overheard it
Zerovirus
i suppose that might help explain it, yeah
JaxThePyro
Wu Shi probably wasn’t explaining mechanics that clearly
jjjqance
True. It's wu shi, after all
I don't think his understanding has ever gone beyond "time god"
It'd be funny if Se Yue thought that the time God was just an embellishment to the story
And if it didn't even occur to her he might literally think there's a time god
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Ji Hengsheng: So... Shi-chan has.... been through all this... thousands of times, just for the slim hope of finding a way out??

Se Yue: Indeed. I have to give him credit. This is an impressive amount of loops to endure. I can't imagine anybody- other than me, of course- being able to endure so long.

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se yue: casual hubris
jjjqance
Lololol
Scrub only lasted 100 loops
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Ji Hengsheng suddenly has the feeling that she doesn't know Wu Shi at all anymore. She'd thought that she'd understood everything about Wu Shi, and could read him like a book just from the smallest of expressions he made, but if Wu Shi had been keeping such a secret as this from her, across thousands of loops...

I lost my confidence in my own ability to understand Shi-chan, in that moment.

avunvain
oh god do not wreck your relationship with ji, wu shi
Zerovirus
Se Yue's still going on about how Wu Shi's a moron and that no Time God is going to show up.
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Se Yue: Wu Shi is right about the universe wanting to return to its undistorted shape. And he certainly is making quite a distortion. But the Time God isn't going to show up just because he's made a big enough distortion with his time loop.

JaxThePyro
Wait so the Time God still actually exists
fuck
Chaos' Crowl Kanigami
Not at the start of the story
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Ji Hengsheng: Why won't the Time God appear?

Se Yue, exasperated: it's the tagline of the fucking game, it's literally the first piece of text you saw in the whole game, do i have to fucking SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU????
avunvain
"look, I believe in Time Christ, like all right-minded Japanese citizens, but that doesn't mean I think the Subjectively-Second-from-Time-Christ's-Point-of-View Time Coming is happening today"
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time theodicy
jjjqance
I mean there's really only 3 possible days
That's like a 33% chance
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Se Yue concludes that Wu Shi, if he continues in this way, has basically just two options: keep looping this time eternally, or accept his own death.
Which, yeah, it's, yeah, we knew that.
The screen fades to black before it can be seen if Se Yue has a better plan.
we're back to Wu Shi's perspective!
now this raises a few questions don't it.
If the Time God isn't real, who is the S we saw?
jjjqance
We all know the answer to that
Zerovirus
If the Time God is real, why the fuck was that whole scene?
back again to the top of the train, for a confrontation with S- or should we say, the Time God.
the natural domain of S is apparently the train's roof in all possible variations!!!
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I approached him.

Time God: Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Wu Shi: I can't beat the shit out of this time-loop without getting closer. Time God: Ho ho! Then come as close as you'd like, Wu Shi!

I stopped when I was five or so steps away from him.

.....

For some reason, I was afraid to approach.

I was definitely the error in this world, and I'd finally pulled down God to meet him face-to-face.

But, now that he was here, he had plenty of ways to resolve the error of me.

For starters, he could just kick me off the train and kill me that way. That'd definitely be one way to solve the problem that I represented.

Maybe that was why the Time God had manifested in the form of S.

Because he knew that S was equivalent to death and terror, in my eyes.

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??: Human.

The Time God's voice was mechanical, just like S's.

??: Why dost thou toy with the laws?

Wu Shi: ......

??: Thou fearest not to create the severest of transgressions, all to call mine august personage to this place. What seeketh thou?

fuck is that REALLY how he fucking talks
JaxThePyro
lmao
Zerovirus
this is going to be a pain to translate
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Wu Shi: I want to live.

??: ......

Wu Shi: Please allow me to live even after the tour ends.

??: H....

??: Hhhhhhh.... HaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Time God released an uncharacteristic cackle.

My gut twisted. My intuition told me that something was about to go extremely wrong.

no dude you've just made the actor corpse by taking this whole premise so seriously
avunvain
oh you finally met the proper witch in charge of this, wu shi
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fade to black
oh thank god i don't have to translate more time god dialogue for the moment
avunvain
fade to black???
"seeya, sucker," yells time god, jumping off the train
Zerovirus
we're going back one hour again
hengsheng perspective
alright out with it, se yue, what's your plan
why do you have, idk, a maid or something, dressed up as S
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Se Yue: If he continues as is, he only has two options:

Se Yue: Prolong the loop in perpetuity,

Se Yue: Or terminate the loop by accepting his own death.

Ji Hengsheng: Isn't... isn't there another option?!

Se Yue: The only method is, perhaps, that he could burn his extraneous memories and jump to the future, and thereby create the predestined effect of his survival.

Se Yue: Let's say he did this in the first loop. In that case, he'd have run into the grandfather paradox, which requires that someone operate the time machine on the first loop.

Se Yue: He overcame this by solving the problem of using the time machine without generating any additional fuel, by becoming both user and original fuel himself. But, ironically, this means that he can't jump to the future, anymore.

Se Yue: Because Wu Shi is the only observer on this timeline, and in his own perception, his death has already been established at the terminal point.

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Ji Hengsheng's like, 'okay so we're fucked??? :('
and Se Yue's like, 'no, there's still a chance. there may not be a time god, but there's the two of us.'

Ji Hengsheng: ...Us?

Se Yue: Yes. We've only got this one shot.

Se Yue: If this doesn't work, we'll forget everything next loop.

Se Yue: And, in the future, if Wu Shi doesn't use the contents of this loop as idle discussion material with you, we'll never have a chance to pick up from where we left off here.

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Se Yue: And even if he does, there's no guarantee that Qian Yuan will be around to pick up on it, and no guarantee that Qian Yuan will hear enough to report to me with enough detail that I'll be able to reconstruct this whole affair.

Se Yue: The fact that I can stand in front of you and tell you this, is the miracle that Wu Shi has won through his two thousand loops of sustained determination.

very affirming and positive-energy, se yue!
so what's the actual plan?
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Se Yue: I'll set up a Time God who saves him.

Ji Hengsheng: ?????????

Se Yue: In the first stage, while everyone's eating lunch in the train car, I'll arrange an imitation God of Time to appear.

Se Yue: For verisimilitude, I'll have Qian Yuan instruct everyone in the train car not to react to the appearance of the God of Time, too.

god i can just fucking imagine the rumors that come out of THIS 'wow, the se family princess REALLY plays hella pranks' 'you think she has a crush on the guy and this is some kind of complicated sideways proposal??' 'you're probably right i bet that's exactly what this is. this is the equivalent of a haunted house attraction except for billionaires.' 'fucking billionaires who can afford to build a whole underwater ontological mystery facility just to freak out the boy they have a crush on. despicable. i wish it were me.'
OH MY GOD WHAT
A TOROBT
A FUCKINGNG ANGDROSID
JaxThePyro
?????
how did that not come up as a conversation topic before now
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Se Yue: The God of Time will use the phone software hidden in his clothes to emit sound, and because there's no person inside the costume, we can rely on animatronics to create movements that are entirely unlike that of humans.

SHE HAS A FUCKING ANDROID ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN
SHE HAS A FUCKING NINJA ROBOT
WHERE DID SHE GET A NINJA ROBOT?!?!?!?!?
THE GOD OF TIME ISN'T EVEN A PARAMILITARY MEIDO
IT'S A HONEST TO GOD FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY ROBOT ANIMATRONIC
WHAT THE SHIT

Ji Hengsheng, who is APPARENTLY JUST GOING ALONG WITH ALL THIS: Okay, and then?

god, fuck, i cannot believe the game is STILL throwing nonsense curveballs at me like this up to the last fucking moment
it wasn't enough to just have a sixth rando person pretend to be S, no, se yue doesn't do shit half-ways, it's a FUCKING NINJA ANDROID OR NOTHING
jjjqance
what
tje
fuck
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW WHAT S LOOKS LIKE
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Se Yue: And then is the all-important second step, of course.

Se Yue: We must become the God of Time.

JaxThePyro
I still don’t see how this solves anything
Zerovirus
i fucking love this game
i hate the nonsense so much it's overflowed my buffers and i've wrapped around to loving it
jjjqance
omgggg
Zerovirus
robots!!! ha ha okay!!! why not!!!!!!
jjjqance
hahahahaha
Zerovirus
well, no, practically speaking, maybe it's just, like, a drone, with a lightweight aluminum skeleton on top, and then the S costume on top of the skeleton?
i could maybe see that working
you've seen those youtube videos of people getting chased by grim reaper drones right
maybe this is like that
JaxThePyro
when she says they must become the God of Time are they talking about in the fake imitation sense or the Attack And Dethrone God sense?
jjjqance
a drone wearing a cloak kinda makes sense
but this is the VN where the train has a swimming pool
so it's probably an actual robot
that can fly
jjjqance
But again
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: By that, you mean...

Se Yue got a costume out from the closet.

When I saw it, I...

Didn't remember anything.

But I felt a stabbing pain in my heart.

Se Yue: I mean that we'll wear the garment of the God of Time, and trick Wu Shi into believing that the God of Time truly exists.

Se Yue: He cannot himself burn his memories to travel to the future, but we can use the identity of the God of Time and achieve this for him.

Se Yue: Wu Shi is the only observer on the whole train; his perceptions alone represent the entirety of the universe of the 16th train car.

Se Yue: So long as he firmly believes that his salvation came from a being which transcended the rules on a fundamental level, then we'll be able to succeed with a jump to the future.

ah
it's
jjjqance
How did they know what S looked like and WHY did they make it look like S anyway
Zerovirus
quantum bullshit again
how nice to see you
i was wondering when the observer effect would show up in this game
also we finally know where the S costume is from!
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it's from se yue's closet??????????????!?!?!!!!!????
i mean... why did you have a fucking S costume in your closet, se yue
jjjqance
Well I guess that finally answers that
Zerovirus
is that what tipped you off??? qian yuan was like 'hey wu shi was talking about someone who looked suspiciously like the cosplay you were gonna wear to comiket, mistress.'
'do you think he has future knowledge?'
JaxThePyro
The Young Mistress of the Se clan has varied interests
Zerovirus
and se yue was like 'fuck, we must stop him, nobody must be allowed to know that i am secretly a cosplayer'
nightpool
we learned that in the se yue route i thought
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Se Yue: If humans can be bound with perception and causation, then surely they can be saved by false understandings as well.

Se Yue: So go and deceive him.

Se Yue: Make him believe a higher being has descended.

Se Yue: Make him believe that his efforts have borne fruit.

Se Yue: Because of the thousands of loops he's tormented himself with, he will be more than ready to believe that the God of Time before him is the real thing.

A...ah...

Se Yue looked like she was sparkling. It was enchanting. Even I couldn't take my eyes off her.

So this is what an 'extraordinary person' looks like.

hey farn i have more material for your hengsheng x se yue fic
courtesy of the game itself
jjjqance
Ji must be looking in the mirror
nightpool
i mean, isn't this kind of a "however improbable" sort of situation? Like, obviously Wu Shi is very deep in the loops, that's obvious from 1) the way he's behaving and 2) the number of tallies he's made
so he must have figured out some sort of hack to keep using it infinitely...
"using himself as fuel" doesn't seem like.... the worst assumption to make?
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Se Yue: God is incapable of intervention in the world.

Se Yue: So, let us humans do His job for Him.

Se Yue plased the robes in my hands.

Se Yue: Let us destroy the rules and bring salvation to all things.

Ji Hengsheng: Uh... why me?

Se Yue: You're the best choice for this.

Ji Hengsheng: But, surely, Yue-chan would be a better choice. I mean, you're so smart, and...

Se Yue: That is insufficient. I have made all these discoveries through sheer deduction alone-

Ji Hengsheng: It's pretty impressive, you know!

Se Yue: But it's insufficient, still. I don't know the details- I don't know exactly what kind of journey he's taken, what his attitudes and feelings are. If I slip up and make a mistake in our conversation, that'll be a disaster.

Ji Hengsheng: But, I don't know, either, any of those things...

Se Yue: That doesn't matter.

Se Yue: Even if you don't know what he's been through specifically, you can understand him anyways, right?

Ji Hengsheng: ......Mmm.

Hugging the garments of the God of Time, I nodded.

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Compared to Se Yue, there was nothing outstanding or special about myself.

But, I understood Shi-chan better than anyone else, and was closer to him than anyone else.

That was the sole pride I held.

Se Yue: Go, now.

Se Yue: If even you cannot save him, then there is nobody who can save him.

Se Yue: All these loops have been to bring him before you.

Se Yue: You are his God of Time.

so basically
we're doing,
ji hengsheng in the S costume
all over again
JaxThePyro
I want to know how Ji Hengsheng controls the robot
Zerovirus
i tttthink they swapped out the robot for the real ji hengsheng when wu shi lost the robot
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so that it's the real ji hengsheng on top of the train car
JaxThePyro
then I want to know how the S costume makes the robo-voice because that’s impressive cosplay
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Like Yue-chan said, this was our one shot.

If we blew this one, Wu Shi's credulousness would be expended; we'd never be able to make him believe that the Time God standing in front of him was real, ever again.

okay that's actually a real constraint yeah. if you make him doubt once then you can never return to a state of doubtless belief.
jjjqance
Yeah they mentioned that earlier
Zerovirus
oh apparently in this version of the costume they put the phone in the beak
and made it so that when ji hengsheng whispers into it, the phone automatically converts those words into computer screech
significantly more advanced than ji hengsheng's original whole 'i have to pause beating people with my metal bat to type words into the phone' method!
ji hengsheng psychs herself up. 'do it for him', she thinks, and then she starts doing the whole 'talk like i'm an elden ring boss' schtick at wu shi.
jjjqance
man the whole choice of like "who can save us?" has like ... very little connection to the actual events that played out
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Wu Shi: Please allow me to live even after the tour ends.

??: H....

??: Hhhhhhh.... HaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wu Shi: ....?!

??: Thou dares to bargain with Me?

?? Why should I grant thine request? What benefit hath this for Mine purposes?

Wu Shi: You don't need me to offer you anything else.

Wu Shi: You exist to restore the natural timeline's order.

Wu Shi: Eliminating the bug that I am will cause all the laws to return to their rightful place.

Wu Shi: That's the biggest benefit you'll receive from all this.

Wu Shi: How's that, God of Time?

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Okay, now what?

What was I supposed to say here?

Grant his request so that happy ending could arrive?

No...

Staring into Shi-chan's eyes, I realized it couldn't be as simple as that.

His eyes stared into my own, as though he were trying to see through me to the contradictions I concealed.

JaxThePyro
“Only if you choose to marry Ji Hengsheng”
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Even though he'd been through so many things I didn't know about, and become so different as a result,

At heart he was still the Shi-chan I knew so well- the Wu Shi who was sincere to all things.

...Ugh, if he'd seen through me, couldn't he have spoken up about it? Why did he have to test me like this?

I was the only one who could pretend to be the Time God, because only I could possibly successfully understand Shi-chan's thoughts, even when I knew almost nothing about what he'd been through.

At that moment, I realized something, through some kind of deep intuition-

Shi-chan was waiting for someone, and that someone was not the Time God.

...If things were allowed to go on like this, the plan would fail.

i, uh, okay??
avunvain
thank youuuuu. gonna have ji admire se yue as they fight over the fate of timespace
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...Make him believe a higher being has descended.

...Make him believe that his efforts have borne fruit.

The important thing was- to make him believe, that there existed a higher being, who could save him.

It didn't have to be the Time God.

avunvain
ji hengsheng herself.
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Ji Hengsheng: You've guessed correctly.

Ji Hengsheng: I am not the true Time God.

...i... cannot tell
if she said that out loud
or just to herself
the game will sometimes do this thing where characters murmur to themselves in the exact same format as when they speak audibly to other characters.
i can't tell if ji hengsheng's talking to herself or saying this to wu shi.
in any case, uh, fade to black. we're going back to 'se yue and ji hengsheng plot about tricking wu shi into believing a time god exists' from one hour ago.
this time we're in Se Yue's perspective.
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oh no it's not one hour ago. it's right now. it's happening synchronously.

Qian Yuan: Mistress! Just what is miss Hengsheng saying?!

The events atop the train car were being simulcasted to my phone through hidden cameras in the bird-faced mask of the costume.

Qian Yuan: She's ruining your plan, mistress, telling the truth about pretending to be the God of Time...!

Se Yue: ...I'm sure she has something in mind. We should continue to watch for now-

Se Yue: ...Why do I hear the sound of an alarm?

Qian Yuan: Mistress, I just received an alert. There's a group of masked Se family maids who're rushing to the tail of the train for an unknown reason!

what the fuck?
JaxThePyro
Lmao what
avunvain
how the hell do the masked maids work anyway
are they, like, mad max cultists. do they only respect power
jjjqance
omg
avunvain
are we doing mad max: yuri road
train edition
jjjqance
i would pay so much money for this
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Se Yue: Pfft. The Family Head's still trying to make trouble, even now?

Or maybe it was the suppressive powers of the universe itself, trying to prevent us from exploiting this loophole?

Qian Yuan: I will stop them, mistress.

Se Yue: I'll come along too.

Qian Yuan: But then there won't be anyone watching the events at the top of the train! If something actually does go wrong-

Se Yue (putting on kamina shades): Believe in Hengsheng, okay?

Qian Yuan: .......

Se Yue: At this point, that's all we can do, anyways.

Qian Yuan: ...Wait, doesn't this count as 'relying on others'?

Se Yue: Yeah? So what? Don't look so surprised that I'm violating the family rules.

Just how long has this trip been going on, anyways?

I must have been subconsciously changed by Wu Shi at some point.

Se Yue: Let's go, Qian Yuan.

Zerovirus
agreed, flip flappers is good and very fun
Zerovirus

Se Yue: I am the princess of the Se Family. No- I am the Se Family itself.

Se Yue: Let's show those fools what it means to oppose the will of the Se Family itself.

fadetoblack, we're back on the roof!
JaxThePyro
Either the Family Head can somehow interact with the closed loop of the Train or he left standing orders for the maids
jjjqance
wow! somehow se yue has all her character development
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: You've guessed correctly.

Ji Hengsheng: I am not the true Time God.

Wu Shi: ?!

Ji Hengsheng: The laws may have been decreed by God, but God does not intervene to break the laws.

Ji Hengsheng: Come, now. Such an obvious flaw in the wording here- how could you have not noticed already?

Ji Hengsheng: You've always known that no Time God would appear before you, no matter how long the loops went on.

Wu Shi: ...Yeah.

Wu Shi let out a wry smile.

Zerovirus

Wu Shi: At the start of the loop I really hoped that the Time God would show up if I just made a big enough scene.

Wu Shi: But now I know better. No matter how hard I work, the God of Time won't appear.

Ji Hengsheng: You're right. Gods will not interfere with and affect the laws.

Wu Shi: But, people can.

Ji Hengsheng: .......

His perceptive words nearly made me slip up.

Wu Shi: The you that appears before me here is without doubt a human.

Wu Shi: Just who are you?

Who was he waiting for?

Who was it that he had to wait for, even if he had to stop time itself?

There was only one answer to that, wasn't there.

Only one person who was worthy of Wu Shi waiting so long.

jjjqance
it's ... gotta be Ji right?
like it can't possibly be Chang You
and idk who else it could be
Benedict
Currently catching up and ROBOT WHAT. WHAT, ROBOT
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ROBOT????
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JaxThePyro
Yu Guang, his sworn brother
JaxThePyro
I think my favorite part of the robot thing is that it could be replaced by a ninja maid and there wouldn’t be any difference
jjjqance
i mean, it did fly
JaxThePyro
This game has established that the maids do have superpowers and evidently Wu Shi never believed that the S costume wasn’t human
avunvain
se maids maintain flight by sustained kicking of the air
a la CP9 from one piece
Benedict
Okay so we're finally asking about the maids thing, jesus
That's been the most suspicious thing so far and nobody's addressed it
jjjqance
were the maids like ... instructed to behave a certain way if S shows up?
so they accidentally triggered them to do ... whatever?
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: I supposed you've already guessed it by now.

Ji Hengsheng: I am Se Yue.

Wu Shi: ....Se Yue?

Ji Hengsheng: More accurately, I'm a 'Se Yue' from the distant future.

Wu Shi: .....

Ji Hengsheng: I've made you wait a long time for me, haven't I.

The person that Wu Shi was waiting for... was Se Yue.

Ji Hengsheng: I have come here from a distant future. I, like you, am a person from a different time.

Ji Hengsheng: So, leave it to me.

Stand up straight. Say it confidently.

Ji Hengsheng: If I can't save you, then there's nobody who can save you.

I just needed to maintain it for a minute, at most.

I couldn't compare to her, at all. But for the next few seconds,

I could be an existence equal to hers, at least within Wu Shi's own heart.

Ji Hengsheng: You've worked hard, Wu Shi.

Ji Hengsheng: Your efforts up to this point have formed what could be called a miraculous lifeline that pulled me to you here.

Enduring countless tragedies and a long holding period beyond my ability to imagine-

Ji Hengsheng: You've finally met the special person you've been waiting for, for so long.

jjjqance
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
avunvain
oh that is fucked up
Zerovirus
MEANWHILE, WHILE JI HENGSHENG IS SAYING POSSIBLY THE WORST THING POSSIBLE,
jjjqance
i am literally
avunvain
i love it
jjjqance
melting
jjjqance
this VN is dead to me
Zerovirus

Qian Yuan: Haaaaaah!

Qian Yuan judo-wrestled another maid to the floor before kicking her away.

It wasn't enough.

No matter how many of them we beat down, the rest of them kept coming like an endless tide.

Se Yue: These irritating- argh!

Se Yue: I cannot believe that the family head put so many spies around me.

jjjqance
it's so dead
not even robot S can make up for it
Zerovirus
while ji hengsheng is pretending to be se yue, se yue and qian yuan are beating up masked maids and reenacting a zombie horror movie
kung-fu-holding-down-a-chokepoint.
i find this to be
just, incredibly
it's so ridiculous
while ji hengsheng is undergoing all this fucked up emotional development se yue and qian yuan are just living a zombie movie
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avunvain
se yue how are you even contributing here
are you just standing there while qian yuan kills people
like she's your stand
Zerovirus
qian yuan's not killing people!! probably. she's probably not killing people. also i'm pretty sure se yue is also fighting. she also has kung-fu skills!

Se Yue: If things continue like this, even if the plan really does work, Hengsheng won't be able to use the crest to reduce the length of the train and travel into the future...!

Because they were standing, at that point, on the juncture between the 12th and 13th train cars.

and it would probably be a bad idea to just, dump se yue and qian yuan by shortening the train!
for some reason.
meanwhile, back with hengsheng:
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: As I said, I am the future Se Yue.

Wu Shi: And what is the future Se Yue doing all the way back here?

Ji Hengsheng: In the end, you still perished.

Ji Hengsheng: But, the thousands of cycles that you accumulated, and which you wrote down as notes- all of those experiences became valuable experimental data for me.

Ji Hengsheng: With the data that you left behind for me, I was able to create a true time machine.

Ji Hengsheng: That's how I was able to come here.

JaxThePyro
honestly not the worst explanation
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: ...So that's why you're appearing in such a guise.

Ji Hengsheng: That's right. To prevent a time paradox, I can't allow anybody to perceive my true face or hear my true voice.

Wu Shi: ...Thank goodness...

Ji Hengsheng: ........

Wu Shi: ...My gambit really did pay off, in the end.

Wu Shi: I just knew that, if I built up enough loops, then you'd be able to save me somehow.

Ji Hengsheng: Indeed. I never fail, after all.

I stepped towards Shi-chan and pulled out an injector.

Ji Hengsheng: You must not be allowed to learn of the events after this, to prevent another time paradox. I ask only that you trust me.

Wu Shi: Okay.

Wu Shi obediently did as I indicated and stretched his wrist out to me.

...My plan had worked.

Because I understood him, I was able to deceive him.

As long as he truly believed that the being who was saving him was an extraordinary being, then even if it wasn't a god, his memories could still be burned to send his awareness to the future.

avunvain
what
how does memory burning...
like, how does... what does that have to do with...
okay you know what stop trying, me
Zerovirus

For some reason, my heart felt like it'd been pierced by something, suddenly.

Ji Hengsheng: After the true time machine is used to bring you to the future, you may experience a loss of certain memories. This is a natural effect and is not something to be concerned about.

Wu Shi: ...Okay. I just... want to ask one final question.

Ji Hengsheng: Go ahead.

Wu Shi: ...Why spend so much effort on inventing a time machine to save me?

...My heart hurt again.

I understood entirely why, of course.

Shi-chan was always sincere to his own self.

Even though he couldn't accept the idea of a God of Time appearing before him, in the end- he could accept that Se Yue came to sav ehim.

I suppose that he and Se Yue must have built up an unbreakable relationship over the loops.

Perhaps, the real reason why Shi-chan could survive in this hell-

was because Se Yue was always beside him.

I'd once said to him that, no matter what his final decision was, as part of his family, I'd be happy for him and support him no matter what, right?

So, there was only one answer I could give him.

Ji Hengsheng: Because you are very important to me.

I hugged him to my lap and spoke in Se Yue's stead to him.

Ji Hengsheng: To me, you are a being that I need to save no matter what, even if I must cross time to do so.

No matter what time or space...

I would always do everything I could to make sure that you could smile.

jjjqance
are we actually gonna learn like what the deal is with the maids, or are they just here as an unexplained obstacle again
Zerovirus
MEANWHILE, SE YUE FULL NELSONS A MAID!!!
god i cannot handle these transitions
it's like 'ji hengsheng saying some of the most fucked-up emotional shit' and then suddenly SE YUE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A BODY-SLAM!!!
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seriously that's what's happening right now
jjjqance

Perhaps, the real reason why Shi-chan could survive in this hell-

was because Se Yue was always beside him.

ok literally, canonically, the reason he can survive this hell is because of Ji Hengsheng
what the fuck is this
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Zerovirus

Qian Yuan: Mistress, the detachment mechanisms are activating, but because of the maids' interference, the train cars aren't able to cleanly detach!

what, are they holding the train together physically, like one of those clumps of army ants making a bridge over a river, or what????

Looks like Hengsheng's part of the plan went off as planned. Wu Shi was surely unconscious now.

But, on our end, the maids just showed no signs of stopping.

Qian Yuan: We've got no choice! We have to use the manual detach function to force it!

oh my fucking god it's a 'one of us has to stay behind to arm the bomb!!!!' scene
this is a fucking action movie now
that's what se yue and qian yuan are doing
they're in fucking armageddon with bruce willis
jjjqance
god holy shit i want to see like a bridge of maids holding on tightly to each other's ankles across the gap from one train car to another
avunvain
...maybe this is just ji's skewed perception
and the big twist on this scene will be "no ji is the one who saved me, in the end"
"se yue was a genius mastermind but ji was my friend"
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"which was what actually made the difference"
Zerovirus

But it couldn't be done. There were just too many maids loyal to the family head.

There was only one option left.

I pulled the handgun from Qian Yuan...

And fired it into the air.

Se Yue: If you take one more step I'm going to murder you!

jjjqance
btw
where is yu guang
is he gonna get a role in this climax
Zerovirus
i would never make such a thing up
that'd be way too fucked up even for me
ji hengsheng's sense of self-worth must be protected
nightpool
not that bit
Zerovirus
now i would totally make up bullshit action movie shit for se yue's sideplot
but i'm not
this is real
nightpool
I just assumed you were getting bored and splicing in some action sequences to lighten things up yeah
Zerovirus
absolutely not no this is
i don't know why the game thought
this was a good idea
jjjqance
i never had any doubt, zero
Zerovirus
other than 'se yue and qian yuan aren't doing anything'
'let's give them a bunch of ninja to beat up'
jjjqance
wait this is undoubtedly one of the best parts
nightpool
well it's succeeding in cheering me up!
Zerovirus
this is LITERALLY 'i don't know what to do with these characters, let's have ninja attack them' levels of writing
i don't know where yu guang is
maybe he ate too much wagyu beef and passed out
nightpool
that is, a much higher level of writing then the game has demonstrated thus far
so
jjjqance
yeah normally when they don't know what to do with the charactes, they have the do nothing
huge improvement
avunvain
yu guang is yu gone
nightpool
sir not appearing in this film
he really has the "writers wrote this character a super detailed backstory and then forgot to actually include them in the plot" gene
Zerovirus

Despite my deadly threat, the maids didn't pause at all. They just kept coming.

I understood what was happening.

Se Yue: ...My father really is a piece of work, isn't he.

He'd given them all commands to fight to the death, in hopes that I would be forced to kill them myself. The more the merrier.

Because then, when the plan failed, all the people that I'd killed, plus Wu Shi, would become fuel, and I would be forced to go back in time to find a way to save them, lest I fail.

Or, even, if I could resist the temptation and not use the Tour of Time, the head could just find some other way to swap the users.

Either way, the effects of the Tour of Time would spread to the outside world.

Se Yue: Dammit, the Tour of Time belongs to ME!

so, se yue's saying that, the, family head, is, intentionally, trying, to use the tour of time, to enact global population reduction.
that's actually what se yue is saying.
which, i mean, yeah, sure. we saw that one in her ending.
avunvain
he did use it in — yeah
Zerovirus
but also what the fuck, se family head
avunvain
god
"i invented a time machine! which i want to use to kill people."
"sir don't we have nuclear weapons for that"
"consider, though, that i want to make innocent teens kill people."
jjjqance
pretty amazing so much went according to his plans
like all the batshit decisions everybody made
Zerovirus
i'm suddenly imagining the conversation where it's like se yue's dad: 'heeeey champ, i hear you've got a time travel train! but your bedrooms seem defenseless. so i took the liberty of adding some deadly neurotoxin gas injectors to your room!' se yue: 'you did WHAT' se yue's dad: 'hey, you never know! maybe you'll want to kill everyone on the train sometime! could happen anytime really.' se yue: '...i will be keeping the injectors but i will be filling them with sleeping gas instead of neurotoxin. holy fuck.'
and that's why we have tranq gas systems in the vip car.
jjjqance
the S costume is actually Se Yue's dad's comiket cosplay
avunvain
i like the idea of se yue's dad calling her, like
slugger
sport
just this relentlessly cheerful nerd guy who is also super up for depopulating the world
Zerovirus

Qian Yuan: Mistress, the activation phrase has already been input over at Hengsheng's side! If we don't detach the train within thirty seconds, the mechanisms will deactivate!

this really IS a fucking action movie, fuck
i swear i'm not making this up
god

Se Family Maid: For the Se Family.

All the maids stepped up as one.

Se Family Maids, in unison: For the Se Family.

jesus christ the zombie horror tropes
they're really suicide-rushing se yue and qian yuan
like they know qian yuan will totally shoot them, they just don't care because ?????
what has the se family given you that you're willing to die for them?
i doubt the game will ask that question.
jjjqance
do they know it's a time loop?
Zerovirus
i mean, sure, qian yuan has undying loyalty to se yue
jjjqance
maybe that's it
Zerovirus
but that's because se yue saved her life

...I had no more time.

They all charged me at once.

All I could do was raise the gun towards them, slowly pull down on the trigger, and-

THE INTERRUPTING YU GUANG: hhhHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

DRAMATIC ACTION MUSIC wow i've never heard this track before
Zerovirus

Yu Guang: THE MESSIAH HAS DESCENDED!

Yu Guang barreled into the line of maids and scattered three of them like bowling pins with his first charge.

Qian Yuan: Yu Guang?! What are you doing here?!

Yu Guang: Oh, Hengsheng gave me a call. She said you two ran into trouble?

Zerovirus

Qian Yuan: B-but- if it's just you, then there's not that much you can do to help with-

Yu Guang: Since when did I say I was alone?!

Yu Guang spread his hands.

Yu Guang: Relax! I've brought as much cavalry as you could ever ask for!

oh my god is this it is this why they drew so many random fuckoff student npc portraits
is it time to HAVE ALL THE STUDENTS APPEAR?!
Benedict
Oh my god what is happening
Zerovirus
the story decided to turn into an action movie in the very last 5% of its runtime
Benedict
NOW I HAVE A TIME MACHINE TRAIN
Zerovirus

The whole Tour of Time shook like there was an earthquake, before the sound of a charging mob emerged from the frontal train cars!

Benedict
HO HO HO
Zerovirus
...oh my god
avunvain
CHANG YOU OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE RKO
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jjjqance
oh my god
Zerovirus

DA: To dare to hurt our beloved princess Se Yue...!

what the fuck
that's not
that's not a name
that's a fucking internet userhandle
jjjqance
THAT IS NOT CHANG YOU
WHERES OUR BELOVED CHANG YOU
Zerovirus

WannaSinging: ATTACK! In the name of the student council, it's time for us to discharge our debts to the princess for this trip!

what the fuck is
with these names
i- are these- what, kickstarter backers???
is that why there's rando students???
jjjqance
lololol
Zerovirus

Se Family Maids: Subdue these interlopers, in the name of the Head, for the glory of the Se Family!

The student mob and the maids immediately locked into an all-out brawl.

nightpool
these have to be Kickstarter backers
fantroll looking names
Zerovirus
mad respect to the guy who must have just sent them a selfie and went 'put me in the game and don't you dare fucking pretty me up a single bit'
'i don't want to be an anime prettyboy i want to look exactly like this'
avunvain
look at those frog ass headphones on wannasinging
Zerovirus
suwako-chan
Se Yue has a small emotional moment at seeing everyone fighting for her sake. All this time she'd thought that she was alone and that the other students feared or even disliked her, but now it became clear that she apparently had a fanclub!
jjjqance
as if this moment was earned at all
Zerovirus
Yu Guang tells the two of them to scram- Qian Yuan and Se Yue, that is. He and the rest of the student mob will handle things from here!
Benedict
Oh my god, the Se family needs to hire better secret assassins
avunvain
beaten up by a bunch of teens
i mean jesus there's more maids than there are teenagers
Zerovirus
The two of them take advantage of the chaos, and makes a clean getaway, where Se Yue is able to hit the manual detach switch and detach the rearmost cars from the train.
jjjqance
inverse law of ninjutsu
avunvain
are we just seeing the inverse paramilitary ninja meido law
Benedict
If they can be overpowered by kickstarter backers, they clearly didn't break the bank on that one
avunvain
jinx!
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Zerovirus
fade to white. we're back with hengsheng again!!!!
Benedict
"S can't catch you if you're on fire"
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jjjqance
dr. mcninja had a much better time travel plot than mobius rail
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Shi-chan...

Hugging an unconscious Wu Shi, I took the box that held the diamond ring from my pocket.

Ji Hengsheng: I'd originally wanted to find a good time to give you this, but I guess we're not going to get that opportunity in the end.

Shi-chan, in my lap, was glowing- turning radiant.

Ji Hengsheng: But that's fine. I suppose you don't need me to give you anything like that anymore.

Ji Hengsheng: You and Se Yue make a perfect couple.

Shi-chan was emitting blinding light, now, as though he'd disappear.

And I knew that our salvation plan had succeeded.

Ji Hengsheng: Come back to life.

Ji Hengsheng: Keep going forward.

Ji Hengsheng: Even if the person you choose isn't me, in the end-

I lowered my head and kissed him on the forehead.

Ji Hengsheng: I'm sure you'll still be able to grasp a happy future with your own hands.

Zerovirus
dr mcninja has a better time travel plot than like 90% of all stories about time travel though
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here we go the moment of truth
nightpool
wow
Zerovirus
terminal station, 45 minutes past the preordained death
nightpool
that's it?
oh
I thought the game took place in June somehow
because I'm blind I guess
Zerovirus
Wu Shi coughs up a crapton of water from his lungs. We've been here before!
Wu Shi laughs a little just out of giddiness about surviving thanks to the Se Yue from the future saving him.
nightpool
I wanna see his head explode
come on writers, have the courage of your convictions
Zerovirus
He's also missing some memories, apparently!
nightpool
honestly it can't be too many memories
Zerovirus
But, well, not all of'em. Apparently going to the future didn't burn up nearly enough memories to make a dent in, like, two thousand loops of future memories.
nightpool
he has 16 years of loop memories, yeah
Zerovirus
Yu Guang helps us get up.
Benedict
Yu Guang ending, somehow
Zerovirus

Yu Guang: Oi, don't stress yourself.

Yu Guang: You just recovered from nearly dying, after all. Where're you trying to go in such a hurry.

Wu Shi: I wanna find Hengsheng.

Yu Guang: Can it wait? At least wait for the checkup or something-

Wu Shi: No.

Wu Shi: I can't even wait a moment.

After all, I've already waited for over a decade.

Yu Guang looked at me, and then nodded.

Yu Guang: Alright, then, leave it to me! I'll get you to Hengsheng without a hair of your head coming to harm.

ji hengsheng ending maybe????????
you better fucking ask her for that ring
she's given up on giving it to you
Benedict
Wait, hang on, does this mean that Chang You is a kickstarter backer
Zerovirus
probably!
Benedict
Chang You real???
Zerovirus
i mean all of these characters look like OCs
it's probably like 'put your OC in the game'
fuck i want to see what the rando students' names are like in english
did they translate them???

Wu Shi: Yu Guang.

Yu Guang: Yeah?

Wu Shi: Thanks for everything all this time.

Yu Guang: Wow, you must have REALLY bonked your head if you're talking to me like this all sappy-like.

Yu Guang: It's like I've always said, anyways!

Yu Guang: As long as the three of us are together, we're invincible!

And then they find Ji Hengsheng.
jjjqance
moment of truth
Zerovirus
come on you fuck ask her for the ring
no, propose to her, right now
get on your knees and beg for her forgiveness
do it
there's no music playing.
nightpool
do it
do it
come on game let us do it
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng was waiting for me at the station.

Something felt... off, about her?

Wu Shi: ...Hengsheng, you okay?

Ji Hengsheng: Mmmhm, yep!

Ji Hengsheng: Doing great! Never been better!

She pumped a fist in the air.

Yep, something was super off here.

nightpool
hug her
jjjqance
wow i wonder what it could be
"i know that was you on the train,. u can't fool me. se yue, what a joke"
please say that
Zerovirus

For some reason, she started taking deep breaths.

Ji Hengsheng: deeeeep breaaaaath.

Ji Hengsheng: aaaaanother deeeeeep breaaaaath.

Ji Hengsheng: ...Okay!

Ji Hengsheng: So, y-you can, t-tell me now! I know you've got something to tell me!

nightpool
😭
Zerovirus
iiii think ji hengsheng is expecting wu shi to be like 'we're breaking up, i'm going to date se yue, goodbye'
nightpool
you think
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Uh, yeah, I did have something I wanted to say, but how'd you know?

Ji Hengsheng: Ijustknewokay?! Hurry and spit it out! Just pull the bandage off fast and be done with it!

Wu Shi: ........

I swear, there was something super off about her today. Did she hit her head as well or what?

nightpool
oh my god SHE DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO PROPOSE TO HIM IN THIS TIMELINE
this whole thing went down at breakfast!
jjjqance
he doesn't have the ring so he can't propose 😭
avunvain
but presumably she still has it
Zerovirus
yeah! that's why she was all like 'damn i'm never going to get to use this ring am i..... ;_;' !!

Wu Shi: So, in your pocket-

Ji Hengsheng: WHATABOUTMYPOCKET?!

Wu Shi: -Can you not overreact to every phrase I say? Seriously, we can't have a conversation this way.

Ji Hengsheng: Sssssorry! Give me, another, moment!!

nightpool
we saw it in her whole S scene
avunvain
so he'll go "damn it, i don't have the ring. can i have it?" and ji, being ji
nightpool
avun why are you so smart
avunvain
will go "oh, here! i h-hope your proposal to the se princess goes well!"
and wu shi naturally responds "what the fuck are you talking about, didn't we have a whole conversation about how i'd... give this back to you... in another timeline. fuck. wanna get married"
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng took another few deep breaths.

Wu Shi: ...You good?

Ji Hengsheng: I'm reaaaaady~! ...Mostly.

Wu Shi: So, you've got a ring in your pocket that you haven't given out yet, don't you?

Ji Hengsheng: Eh?

emotional piano music's finally starting back up again
jjjqance
here we gooooo
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: How'd you know?

Wu Shi: And, you were gonna give me that ring, weren't you?

Ji Hengsheng, playing dumb: Ahaha, what're you talking about?? Why would I give you a ring?

Wu Shi: For me to propose to you with.

time travel: extremely unfair when it comes to flirting

Ji Hengsheng's mouth hung wide open with astonishment.

Wu Shi: I've come here to find you, so that I could tell you-

nightpool
also the moral of TUTBAD
lola 1
avunvain
oh god is it — is the line cut off because a decision just popped up
nightpool
yes obviously
avunvain
"to propose to you" / "to propose to Se Yue"
nightpool
actually I'm split 50/50 here
maybe the writers really are Ji truthers
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: -I can't accept that ring.

Ji Hengsheng: ......................Mmh.

She lowered her head, and her hair covered her face, casting a shadow over her expression.

avunvain
FUCK.
jjjqance
NOOOOOO
NOOOSEIHEROT:HEOIHE: Hewho;ithewitgweigwe aitgh weathweg ehwiugtqw4ithw4 tw47tq34it
this better be a fakeout
like "i can't accept the ring because the ring is for you"
avunvain
THERE MUST STILL BE HOPE
nightpool
this has got to be a fakeout
come on
come on
say psych
avunvain
fingers right the fuck crossed
nightpool
say psych right now zero
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jjjqance
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: After all...

Wu Shi: What kind of boy asks a girl to give him a ring?

Ji Hengsheng: Eh?

The unexpected development petrified her there in place, like a statue.

Wu Shi: I may not have money yet, but I'll make it up to you, in the future.

Wu Shi: I'll be the one who furnishes the ring.

jjjqance
YEAAAAAAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
avunvain
SUCCESS
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: W-wait, I don't- I don't understand what you're saying.

Wu Shi: It's simple.

nightpool
HELL YES
avunvain
STUCK THE LANDING, RAIL OF MOBIUS
jjjqance
WE GOT IT WE GOT THE GOOD END
(wu shi's head explodes)
nightpool
god I want his head to explode so bad now lmao
I mean I don't, but
avunvain
"this is the greatest moment of my hbluuuurgghghghghgh," says wu shi, face exploding into a blood fountain
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: If we can't become lovers, we can still become real family.

Wu Shi: Hengsheng-

I lowered my head.

Wu Shi: Would you like to get married with me?

nightpool
nothing the writers have done so far gives me the confidence that they're going to stick to their rules and have Wu Shi's head explode but I can hope
avunvain
"if we can't become lovers"?
Zerovirus
i might have translated the phrase differently
previously
ji hengsheng previously used it to illustrate the difference between passionate romantic love and quiet pastoral love
that whole 'we're too close to have passionate romance but that doesn't mean we can't get married!!!' thing
nightpool
I think you were consistent about it
avunvain
ahhh
Zerovirus
now wu shi is repeating it back to her despite the fact that she's never actually said it to him, in this timeline
nightpool
like he said, unfair
Zerovirus

In those two thousand loops, it was you who saved me.

In that decade-long time, it was you who was by my side.

Thank you, Tour of Time.

Thank you for allowing me to realize, that you were the most preciously common thing that I had.

i am honestly legit impressed that the story didn't go 'ha ha you get to pick which girl you go with' and instead just like- this is such a more natural arc?? se yue was literally never at all remotely dateable character-wise?
avunvain
"didn't you want to date se yue???" "...honestly, i'm not sure i even want to talk to se yue."
nightpool
maybe they'll give you an option to also kiss se yue
she's in this polycule too now
Zerovirus

...She hadn't said anything to me in response to my proposal, though.

Wait, don't tell me she was having second thoughts now! That was NOT fair! You couldn't confess to me two thousand times over the course of a time loop and then get cold feet the one time I escape the loop!

I looked up at her.

Wu Shi: ...Oh, come on.

jjjqance

i am honestly legit impressed that the story didn't go 'ha ha you get to pick which girl you go with' and instead just like- this is such a more natural arc?? se yue was literally never at all remotely dateable character-wise?

this is why the whole se yue bad ending route seemed so weird
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Hah, who was it that apologized that neither of us could bring each other passionate blushes or tears before?

Ji Hengsheng was nodding her head furiously, unable to speak through her tears of joy, a furious blush across her whole face.

nightpool
in retrospect the fact that the real answer to this seems to have been "se yue and ji hengsheng working together" is very very funny to me
Zerovirus
...i think we've gotten all the CGs. i think this is the final CG if i'm not miscounting? no, wait, there's one more.
jjjqance
"everyone has to work together" endings are the good stuff
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng leapt up to me, crying in joy.

Ji Hengsheng: Thank you for fulfilling my dream, Shi-chan!

there we go.
the ending
here we are
avunvain
story just kind of forgot about yu guang huh
Zerovirus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqpYTGt-rsM&list=PLfLbWFsa9ercgxRhsnl_kPmFTy0MpA71p&index=22 this is a real fucking ending, it's got a panorama of all the events of the game on the side scrolling by
avunvain
he got his moment though
Zerovirus
also i found the ost of the game
jjjqance
hey yu guang got his bro moment
Zerovirus
oh these are all the kickstarter backers
or, whatever the backing system was
jjjqance
i am surprised we haven't seen se yue at all yet, but she'll probably show up after the credits?
Zerovirus
i see some of the names that were the student NPCs in this one
they were probably like, the higher-bracket payers
Zerovirus
BACKERS
A HUGE LIST OF BACKERS
jjjqance
what are the good tracks
nightpool
well I'm happy this game gave us a good sensible ending
Zerovirus
honestly the tracks are all pretty decent.
they're not super excellent but i'd give'em a listen
nightpool
shame about how wacky the bad endings were
Zerovirus
just so you have some auditory reference
jjjqance
honestly i kind of loved how over-the-top awful the se yue ending was
Zerovirus
a few weeks later...
🎄
nightpool
I can appreciate it a lot better now that I know it's intentionally a bad ending but at the time I was malding HARD
Zerovirus

Today was christmas, and the holiday spirit was in the air.

The atmosphere had attracted the major tourist destination that was the Tour of Time's Origin Station too; the place was full of tourists here to enjoy the scenery.

The three of us had received Se Yue's invitation and returned to this place again.

honestly, kind of impressive that you'd dare come back here. i might have been like 'no absolutely not, i'd love to hang out but not there ever again' in wu shi's place.
Zerovirus
definitely at least listen to the ops and eds imo
jjjqance
sequel bait!!
nightpool
why would you go back there
why
why not just stay as far away from there as possible for the rest of your life
avunvain
"hey let's hang out on the train! it's fine! it's fine."
nightpool
oh zero also said this
avunvain
"you're definitely not going to explode into blood again, wu shi."
nightpool
I hadn't finished reading
nightpool
I would totally read the sequel to this if it meant seeing ji and wu shi in an established relationship without worrying about the will they or won't they
Zerovirus

Yu Guang looked at a couple of lovebirds with a 'tch'.

Yu Guang: All disgustingly lovestruck lovebirds who don't know to keep their PDA private should all just explode.

Wu Shi: Yu Guang, that's not right of you to say.

Wu Shi: You can't curse others for your own misfortune, that's too selfish of you.

Yu Guang: YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON WHO GETS TO SAY THAT, MR. I'M ENGAGED TO HENGSHENG.

jjjqance
wow he hasn't gotten with qian yuan??
after his epic heroic save??
nightpool
she still has her loop memory trauma and doesn't want to date anybody probably
jjjqance
maybe DA / qian yuan is endgame???
Zerovirus

Seeing Ji Hengsheng walking next to me while holding my arm, Yu Guang's eyes looked like they could burn down a building.

Yu Guang: You two are the first on my explosions shortlist, you know that?!

Wu Shi: What're you talking about, it's not like I've started sleeping with her yet.

wow. celibate hero.

Ji Hengsheng: Yeah, it's not really that kind of relationship, y'know?

Ji Hengsheng: Rather than being lovers, we're more-

Hengsheng / Wu Shi: Family.

right, well, i'm pretty sure the 'sleeping' part is going to happen sooner or later, because i distinctly remember part of your dream was to have kids.
jjjqance
oh come on they just overlapped their sprites
nightpool
that's how it works irl too
20 pixel negative margin
jjjqance
"there are 2 types of couples. that kind that forms a new sprite, and the kind that is just the 2 overlapping sprites"
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Also, as a highschool couple, we still need to get our parents' approval for our marriage.

Wu Shi: And, it's not normal for highschool lovers to immediately get a marriage license right after graduating, right?

wow. not just celibate hero, but traditional hero.

Yu Guang: ...I guess you two are sort of taking it, way faster than highschool romances usually go.

Wu Shi: Apologize! For your misconceptions that we're mere starstruck lovers and not something far more!

Yu Guang:
nightpool
awwwww
Zerovirus

He was giggling while crying.

Was he okay? Wasn't laughing and crying at the same time, like, a sign of madness?

Poor Yu Guang, driven mad by our love at such a young age.

Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Aw, Yu Guang, it's okay, don't cry.

Ji Hengsheng: How about this? I've got a wedding ring, originally slated to be given away at a certain bonfire party, never used. I'll sell it to you for its original price, how's that?

Yu Guang: STOP PITYING ME and also WHAT DO YOU MEAN ORIGINAL PRICE don't I at least get a discount for it being secondhand?!

nightpool
aw come on the cheap ring is such a good character moment
keep the cheap ring!
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Well, sometimes, a thing gets more valuable once you use it! Like, just imagine, when you're proposing marriage, you can proudly say to your partner, that you bought this ring for an extravagantly high price-

Ji Hengsheng: -and that it was once worn by a different high-schooler girl!

Yu Guang: I'm pretty sure that'd just get me rejected!

Wu Shi: It doesn't matter! You're destined to get rejected by Qian Yuan either way!!

Yu Guang: Don't understimate me! We've recently developed our relationship to the point where we're able to go on solo dates!

Wu Shi: Ohhhh. You're cheap labor.

Ji Hengsheng: Ohhhh. You're a walking anthropomorphic wallet.

Yu Guang: Damn you two...

Qian Yuan still had deep scars from her old experiences.

But, recently, she'd seemed to be getting better, enough to allow herself to respond to Yu Guang's feelings.

She'd occasionally take walks with Yu Guang, and the two of them were often seen together even at school.

jjjqance
aww
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: In fact, it should be US telling YOU to explode for PDA at school, Yu Guang!

Yu Guang: Oh that is IT come the fuck out here you little shit, we're going to talk this out with our fists.

Wu Shi: BRING IT!

fade to black
Zerovirus

Qian Yuan: ...And so that's why you two look like you came right out of a warzone, then?

Wu Shi: It was his fault!

Yu Guang: No, if we're being honest, Wu Shi is easily 90% at fault here!

jjjqance
i'm glad we get to go out with a banter scene
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Nonono, based on my charitable interpretation, Yu Guang is approximately 100% at fault here.

Yu Guang: Nonono, my most charitable understanding is that Wu Shi is responsible for 150% of this incident.

Wu Shi: 200%!

Yu Guang: 250%!

Qian Yuan: ...You two sound like elementary-grade schoolers, you know that, right.

Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: I am so sorry about the two of them, Qian Yuan. I swear, I don't know either of them, and I don't know how they ended up here.

Qian Yuan: No, it's fine. Honestly, this is the way you three ought to act, really.

nightpool
I'm very tempted to buy this game just so I can make a zero translation patch for it
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Wait, why am I being included in the three of them?

Qian Yuan: Well, eh, you know.

Ji Hengsheng: >.>

Se Yue: Well, I'm glad to see that everyone's the same as ever, at least.

nightpool
absolutely no status quo bias here
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Yue-channnnnn~

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hey i have more material for ji hengsheng x se yue
we haven't seen the good old heart-eyes portrait in a long time
and it's with se yue of all people
jjjqance
it's cause of se yue's $$$
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng leapt and hugged her immediately!

jjjqance
oh i guess there's also the whole saving wu shi thing
avunvain
ji, rifling through her pockets: It's so nice to see you!
though that said
definitely accumulating more jise material
hengsyue?
yuengsheng?
nightpool
jise works
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Oh it's been such a long time I've missed you how are you doing-!

Hengsheng hugged her tightly and rubbed Se Yue's cheeks with her own cheeks.

Se Yue seemed like she wasn't used to this amount of physical affection, but I noticed that the corners of her mouth were angled slightly upwards.

Qian Yuan: Ghhhh....

Qian Yuan: Not even I have dared to try such a thing with my mistress...

Wu Shi: ....

Wu Shi: So, uh, how're you doing?

It looked like there were dark pockets under Se Yue's eyes. If someone who was so dedicated to decorum as her was showing signs like that, she must really be losing a lot of sleep recently.

jjjqance
i hope se yue is working on assassinating her dad
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Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Something bothering you recently?

Se Yue looked at me and Hengsheng with a bit of a dark expression.

I didn't get it.

Se Yue: ...Just some internal politics in the Se Family.

Se Yue: Trying to figure out what the family head's been up to is something that's been eating a lot of my attention.

nightpool

Qian Yuan: Not even I have dared to try such a thing with my mistress...

I can't believe that over the entire game we got barely any se yue / qian yuan material
that should have been the first red flag
Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Ah, I can understand not getting a lot of sleep, then, if that's the problem.

For some reason, when I said, that, I thought I saw her give me another look of disapproval. Was I just imagining that, or something? It felt like she was wordlessly berating me for something or other.

Zerovirus

Se Yue: ...Ahem.

Se Yue: I've invited everyone here for the sake of fulfilling the earlier agreement we made before.

Wu Shi: Agreement?

Se Yue: What, don't you remember? We said that, after the end of the end-of-year school trip, we were all going to meet up again on christmas to enjoy a cake.

She gestured at Qian Yuan, who immediately carted out an immaculately produced christmas cake from somewhere.

Wu Shi: ...Have we made such an agreement?

Se Yue: Y'know, I don't think we have?

Se Yue: But even if we haven't, for some reason, I feel like this is something we should be doing anyways.

Wu Shi: ...Since when did you start speaking so illogically?

Yu Guang: WU SHI SHUT UP DO YOU WANT THE DELICIOUS CAKE OR NOT YOU IDIOT.

Yu Guang: WHEN THE SE FAMILY HEIRESS INVITES YOU TO DINNER, YOU SAY YES YOU'D BE HAPPY TO EVEN IF THERE WAS NO AGREEMENT AT ALL, YOU GOT IT?!

Yep. Yu Guang was the type of person who'd surely grow up to become a petty, self-interested brown-noser who agreed with everything his supervisor said just because.

Benedict
I'd edit this but my laptop's in my luggage
"[After leaving the underwater train]"
Zerovirus

Se Yue: Unfortunately, as part of the original agreement, this cake is merely a commonplace cake purchased from a local supermarket, and not a high-end delicacy as would befit the Se family.

Wu Shi: No, commonplace is fine.

I had... emotional issues around high-end delicacies, these days. Byproduct of all the time I spent cooped up in the train.

Wu Shi: My favorite things are all commonplace, cheap, low-quality, homesy things that really aren't worth very much- just like Ji Hengsheng herself.

oh my fucking god wu shi.
god, translating this has been such a fucking wild ride
Benedict
RUDE
avunvain
sweet but rude
Benedict
Ji Hengsheng isn't worthless she's priceless
jjjqance
this is what peak flirting looks like
Zerovirus

Yu Guang: Hengsheng, it's not too late, you can still break off the arrangement with him- no, actually, get married to him and THEN divorce him so you can keep half of his future income as a alimony, and ruin the rest of his life that way-

Ji Hengsheng: You hear that?! Shi-chan, alimony, now!

Zerovirus

Wu Shi: Hey, hold your horses, you can't get an alimony until after we've gotten our marriage certificate-

Ji Hengsheng: Then let's hurry up and get legally married!

Wu Shi: I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING PAY YOU AN ALIMONY BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO DIVORCE YOU, YOU MADWOMAN.

Ji Hengsheng: I suppose that an alimony is just a portion of your income, but if I stay with you then I can manipulate you out of all your earnings instead of just part. I guess I might have to spend my life with you after all.

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Se Yue and Yu Guang: ...Kill me now.

Qian Yuan, as if to distract everyone, pulled a phone out.

Qian Yuan: Everyone!

Qian Yuan: This is a rare opportunity. Let's do a group photo!

oh i think that's going to be the last CG isn't it
yep, it sure is!
jjjqance
poor qian yuan
anyway i hope we get a sequel where ji hengsheng's new startup tries to dethrone the se corporation
Zerovirus

Ji Hengsheng: Qian Yuan, you should be in the shot too!

Qian Yuan: It's fine! The moment I hit the photo button, I will use my ninja abilities to immediately transpose myself into the frame of the shot, before the phone even falls to the ground!

Wu Shi: YOU'RE THE REAL GOD OF TIME, AREN'T YOU?!

Qian Yuan: Anyways, here I go!

Qian Yuan: Three, two, one-

actual ninja skills
jjjqance
lol yu guang's expression
omg actually everybody's expression
avunvain
wu shi looks
Zerovirus

Everyone: To the Tour of Time, for bringing us all together: CHEERS!

avunvain
genuinely traumatized
jjjqance
zero i buy that your translation was real but i think you made up that last CG
Zerovirus
nope! all real for the last scene
translated line for line!
and that's that!
that is, truly, for good, the end of this mildly-slightly-cursed game!!
everyone's smiling on the title screen now! we did it!
god. it's over.
final cg counts:
jjjqance
that was like a 4/10 that became a 8.5/10 cause i got to follow along with you all
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Zerovirus
there are 7 CGs of ji hengsheng, 7 CGs of se yue, 3 CGs of qian yuan, 2 CGs of yu guang, and 6 cgs of wu shi
Zerovirus
nope. actually in the text.
nightpool
love that
Zerovirus
i am worth apparently four whole points of score. future visual novel developers, take note and hire me.
it's over. god. finally done. i can get up now. i've been here for like five hours.
my total playtime in this game is 58.9 hours
this game cannot be longer than 10 hours of reading
nightpool
time to go data miniiiing
Zerovirus
...there was never an explanation for why the original fuel was special, was there.
wu shi's 'the god of time anointed me as a chosen one' theory was just
never addressed in either direction
nightpool
i wonder who the original fuel was in Qian Yuan's loop
i guess it was her brother, who .... died in the fire?
Zerovirus
after the fire from complications i think? idk.
if we wanted to find out i could
shudders
i could buy the prequel novel
and translate that as well
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jjjqance
the game had a lot of style. when it went ham on something (like the ninja fight) it was pretty good. if the plot wasn't so slapdash it coulda been a really solid game
Zerovirus
yeah the production values were very excellent
nightpool
I interpreted that as like, Time Making Sure Someone Died No Matter What but also didn't he die like...... months later?
Zerovirus
and the original train accident was- just an accident?? and the family head never got any sort of punishment for his actions?
nightpool
at least we've like, gotten all of the weird time bullshit out of the way up front
surely there's NOTHING new they can throw at us now
jjjqance
this is why we need the sequel about ji's homely startup competing with the se corporation
Deleted User
ninja maido robot?
what even?
Deleted User
YU GUANG FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
Zerovirus
YU GUANG FROM THE TOP OF THE TOUR OF TIME WITH A STEEL CHAIR OH MY GOOOOD
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